this post was submitted on 05 Aug 2025
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[–] scott@lemmy.org 76 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Glad anon doesn't want kids cuz he sucks

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't worry, annon is on contraceptives.

[–] riwo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 month ago
[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 41 points 1 month ago

Anon is still an incel.

[–] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 month ago

Your incel son can always become your whore daughter. Worked for my parents :3

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 month ago

Those stats are obviously pulled out of an asshole, but id rather my child be a slut instead of a vcel.

[–] HorreC@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

While I love that they are doing the reading and thinking ahead. But they would have to find someone that would even be willing to start any of the process to maybe make one of these 'issues'.

[–] Angelusz@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago
[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

Well, the chance of having either is actually 0%. The chance of a 4channer to be a shitty parent, on the other hand...