I’ll bet those boots taste disgusting.
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Just like $100 dollar bills, if you're lucky, you might even get a little cocaine with it.
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bootlicker
edit: apple polisher is more appropriate and punny
This is a bit like mark rutte calling Trump “daddy”. It’s completely inconsequential in actual reality but still feels so entirely wrong. And I don’t even know who should be most embarrassed, the bootlickers or Trump for being transparently narcissistic that everyone realizes bootlicking works
This is not inconsequential at all, it's literally a bribe
You know cook loves money more than his principles.
Plot twist: It's loaded with spyware to gain leverage over Trump and blackmail him.
Why don't they just transfer $200k directly to Trump?
"ewww, that would be bribery. This is not a bribe, it's a ... gift? Yes, it's a gift. Definitely a gift. And we expect nothing in return ;-);-) just a little gift. And this is definitely not a distraction from the orange buffoon being a child rapist and being mentioned many times on the Epstein list!!!"
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Scorched earth.
Let's see if apple enjoys the Tesla treatment.
I can't wait for all these fuckwits to get what's coming to them.
Goddammit Tim Apple, it doesn't even look like anything remotely interesting.
For a split second after he stepped aside to reveal it, I actually thought it was a cool dragon figure. Must've been my mind desperately seeking any meaning in this nonsense because I was looking at the phones.