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Anon watches The Office (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 111 points 2 months ago

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 103 points 2 months ago

“Looking for the Jim to my Pam” <-> “I wish I had the courage to cheat on my boyfriend”

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 99 points 2 months ago (1 children)

[–] frog@feddit.uk 52 points 2 months ago

Sometimes things don't work out. Roy became a better version of himself without her.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 61 points 2 months ago (1 children)

She wants a psycho office bully as a partner?

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 38 points 2 months ago

Dwight was already taken

[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 37 points 2 months ago

The sort of shit which makes one age 30-40 years in a couple of seconds.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 29 points 2 months ago

Are actual people really that stupid or is Anon hallucinating again?

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 28 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

She knows you are no Jim, 4chan man!

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 24 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

>you're not getting a Jim, Kelly.

[–] hypeerror@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

You're at best a Nard Dog.

[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

4chan greentexts are the only stories where victim blaming is acceptable