this post was submitted on 09 Aug 2025
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“Looking for the Jim to my Pam” <-> “I wish I had the courage to cheat on my boyfriend”
Sometimes things don't work out. Roy became a better version of himself without her.
She wants a psycho office bully as a partner?
Dwight was already taken
The sort of shit which makes one age 30-40 years in a couple of seconds.
Are actual people really that stupid or is Anon hallucinating again?
She knows you are no Jim, 4chan man!
>you're not getting a Jim, Kelly.
You're at best a Nard Dog.
4chan greentexts are the only stories where victim blaming is acceptable