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[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 96 points 1 month ago

Big incel energy from the people doing this

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 64 points 1 month ago

I feel dumber for knowing this exists.

[–] Kenny2999@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In a less terrible timeline, the dildo floppin around the court would be orange.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 16 points 1 month ago

The orange ones are too small to see

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 16 points 4 weeks ago

Another aspect to this is likely the union negotiations. The chuds on Facebook have made all sorts of disgusting comments about these women wanting better pay, and this kind of sexualized retaliation makes sense.

[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

@grok: what's the fastest way to crash a memecoin?

[–] reactionality@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Think of the dumbest people you know. And realise that 100% of them are American.

[–] starchylemming@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

nah man, dumb people are everywhere

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 8 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

We don't have a monopoly on stupid, it's true. The most stupid though are american.

[–] ALiteralCabbage@feddit.uk 6 points 4 weeks ago

Don't do yourselves a disservice.

Brits exist.

[–] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I like conspiracy theory that it's to stay in the news cycle while Clark is hurt.

[–] Inucune@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

People were going to games to see Clark. The wmba didn't like that and actively allowed her to be injured. Talk about cooking the golden goose.

[–] Xttweaponttx@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

Gahhh mmaaaaann I was really hoping it was just a trend to chuck rubber shlongs at sports games for the lolz. Jesus fucking Christ.