Godspeed, you hero of gyros, you hoagie heroine, you rigoletto of Ruebens...
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A grinder goodie.
The Po' Boy Protestor
An American Gyro
My goodness, so poetic - I love it! And I fully agree with you.
Sammie Samaritan.
Here's the director's cut. :)
https://old.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/1mnvn87/full_video_of_dc_sub_guy/
The way they leapt at him the moment he threw it tells me that what he was saying and doing was actually getting to them.
We need more of this.
Also, I know I often laugh when I'm uncomfortable, so maybe that's it, but the camera man is about to find out that maybe having the Gestapo take over your city isn't actually funny.
The way they leapt at him the moment he threw it tells me that what he was saying and doing was actually getting to them.
I mean, I highly doubt it. They were paying keen attention to the fellow screaming and yelling within a chucked sandwich distance, and he then threw a sandwich at them. They'd probably been considering what they could get him on (besides white or rye) for the entire time he was yelling at them because anyone close and loud is likely the biggest 'threat' much more so than any of them having a brain at the point of them going in with any seriousness after being ordered into a city with a lower per capita crime rate than the white house.
Right, but like all of them took off after him lol
this was beautiful thanks for sharing it
Damn! He was close when he threw it. Solid work getting away.
Are those the dangerous gangmembers Trump was talking about?
Don’t you know it’s worse than Baghdad!
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Not all heroes wear capes
But he does have a wrapsheet that's a foot long.
Some just have hero sandwiches?
What's the charge? Delivering a footlong meal? A succulent foot-long meal?
It would be assault of a police officer and resisting arrest. Looks like that guy in pink was running in slow motion vs the special forces wanna be's wearing 50 lbs of armor and equipment.
Throwing sandwiches should become the new protest en masse.
I think it's just a play on succulent Chinese meal guy (he's dead now).
a domestic terrorist using a sandwich of mass destruction. /s
The murder weapon was composed of ham and cheese
Nah he was a hero delivering justice
That slow run was like ballet.
Cops love sandwiches.
Never mess with the heavy eating his sandwich
Fucking fantastic!
what a hero
handoff food delivery for those fine fucks, whoops folks, in the gestapo
"assault and resisting arrest".
So... I gotta know. Was it a hero's hero he launched?
I keep trying to formulate a plan in my head:
On one hand ACAB: They all promote the national security culture within the law enforcement sector that we civilians are the enemy. The departments are all corrupt through and through
On the other hand the non ICE officers hate being used as S𝑖𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑟ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑡𝑠𝑑𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑠𝑡 or Einsatzgruppen (German SD, or Death Squads, respectively) to pick on innocent civilians to be shuttled away to concentration camps. And I wonder if there was a way for the public to tell them we're sorry they are being abused by being repurposed as general goon squads, and if that might encourage them to resist more than they do.
Also, ICE agents, either pre-Trump used to sometimes engage in action that at least had the appearance of legitimacy, e.g. tracking people with violent records. New recruits (post OBBBA Budget) were told they'll be hunting the worst of the worst and then are picking up day laborers and ice-cream vendors, which is soul crushing for even MAGAs who wanted to be the hero.
We need to be able to take these sentiments and weaponize them against the system, and the policy-makers that are forcing them to be evil fucks for The Man.
I don't know the specifics, but there's a schematic in there somewhere.
Oh? They "hate" that, do they? Cite your references to that claim, please. Otherwise, your comment seems to stop at "ACAB" in its efficacy. 🤌🏼
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