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[–] ryantown@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago (2 children)

We must also note that he said he wants to host the event.

[–] Bonus@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago

And that these guys have all licked his boots and he wants to rename the center after himself and his hooker wife even though he's never done anything but persecute the arts.

Hopefully he's able to take some time away from golfing at this properties to do it.