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Man left with a broken arm because of the size of his penis (www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk)

submitted 3 days ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] baines@lemmy.cafe 23 points 3 days ago (12 children)

are all the impressed comments in here from men lol

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[–] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Medically verified by who? Seems like the only source of his claims is himself, kinda sus tbh. Might be a fake story.

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[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 22 points 3 days ago (3 children)

14.5 inches, what an absolute unit

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[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Wow poor guy is probably going to get a lot of sympathy cards. Must be awful.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 14 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

"Man trips over giant cock and breaks arm" 🤣

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[–] cannon_annon88@lemmy.today 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Jesus. They don't make pants big enough for this guy.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Maybe JNCO

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[–] Imhotep@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

my penis was the only thing in my eye line.

“I slipped on it, causing me to fall out of the tub completely head first

This makes it sound a bit like he slipped on his peen

Which I found humorous. Because penis.

[–] shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Longer than the average forearm, that's crazy. Wonder how girthy it is.

[–] yaroto98@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Look at the photo of him standing. It's visible through his pants, it doesn't look thin.

[–] shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

True, and it must be flaccid unless he's really into getting his photo taken.

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[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Totally relatable. Swift recovery Matt. I'm also glad you found your best look at my enormous penis trousers for the news photoshoot.

[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Imagine shitting in a public toilet with such dick, it's either out on the floor or in the toilet water.

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[–] EvilEdgelord@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

My man making a baby's arm look small 😂

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