It'll all be over quickly, after all time flies when you're a fag, can I get that on a hoodie?
this post was submitted on 14 Aug 2025
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just quit gaying bro
Why would you say something so hateful and divisive?
Please dm me your current location so we can take our shirts off and kiss
Oh you loatful little egotistical brat, shut it with this DM thing.
Why shouldn't I just release this information right here, publically? You don't like sharing, do you now?
This is very confusing, but also pretty enraging. We're not kissing with our shirts off right now and this. will. not. stand.
I really wanted to see where this was going. The obvious flirtation, the passive-aggressive challenge, it was really building to something.
It's heatin up brother
“Good one, dad! Hey, would you mind just standing at the top of these stairs real quick?”
Start fishing, dad will be dead in no time.
Call kesb
At least it would have made a bit of sense saying : Time flies when you are gay?
Go fishing but come back with a full bucket of fish within an hour.
Sorry bucket is full of seamen
The Dreamcast game with a voice over by Leonard Nimoy? Pretty sure copies of it are kinda expensive nowadays.
Posts suck when anon is a faggot
"...and you're a whole life older than I. Want me to tell mom?"