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[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 52 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Pull it back out, read it, then throw it away again. That way in five minutes when it’s time for the next step, you can repeat.

[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 2 years ago

Oh when did you install the camera in my pantry?

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] 0x4E4F@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 years ago

lol 🤣🤣🤣... happens all the time.

[–] charles@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (3 children)

One day I realized I could take a picture of the bag before I tossed it or put it back in the freezer, and my life has been so much better.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I don't have the foresight to not throw the bag/box away, and you're suggesting I take a picture. Man, if that's not having an optimistic view of humanity, I don't know what is. Thanks for thinking the best of me, regardless.

[–] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Take the picture when you're putting groceries away. People tend to buy the same products. So, eventually you'll have a library and you won't have to take pictures anymore. That's what I do.

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I make an oil on canvas still life of the bag and hang it on the wall above the stove.

[–] 0x4E4F@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

And get some whiskey and ice from time to time, stand across the painting and reminiscence of the good old days.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Now the ice cream is in a bowl but I've thrown out the package and taken out the trash. Can't remember what I'm supposed to do with it next.

[–] 0x4E4F@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago

Ummm 🤔... fry it for an hour, yes, I think that's what it said.

[–] 0x4E4F@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 years ago

This is actually great advice 👍.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago

I don't. I think they're a myth invented to support an oppressive priesthood.

[–] charles@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Take a picture the first time you pull it out of the garbage, so you don't have to go back in for a 3rd or 4th time.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Now this is realistic.

I've gone back at least 3 times before.

[–] charles@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I, too, have ADHD

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 2 points 2 years ago

I'm sorry, do you think I fucking plan anything!? I can't even keep my devices charged! So I

[–] mathematicalMagpie@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

I can't even remember the instructions I just read. I'll never remember to take a picture of them.

thats called being a professional chef.

[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

too real. I must do this at least once a month.

[–] 0x4E4F@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

There was some good advice given here, like take a pic of the back before you even cook it.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If your brain is that advanced you don't have this problem in the first place.

[–] 0x4E4F@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I have actually, I just read the comments and thought that it's a good idea.

[–] mihor@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's me checking the frozen pizza oven temp and duration. Every. Single. Time.

[–] 0x4E4F@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Yeah, basically, we all need it for that.

I wish they would print that on the back with 100pt font size. Just that, nothing else.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

I'd prefer an edible spray painted (garlic and oregano perhaps) qr code right on the top of the pizza.

[–] tacofox@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Sometimes ADHD really do be like that

[–] 342345@feddit.de 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

threw out

But it was thrown in. 🤔

[–] PwnTra1n@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

they call it taking a shit but you leave it dont you

[–] TWeaK@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You can’t evacuate people. I mean, you can if you want, but that's not what you want to say here.

A building can be evacuated. To evacuate a person is to give that person an enema.

[–] 0x4E4F@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Wow... suddenly, sex games became a lot stailer for me.

[–] TurboHarbinger@feddit.cl 3 points 2 years ago

Because washing your hands while cooking is too hard.

[–] dubyakay@lemmy.ca -1 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Don't need the box anymore if you'd just finally buy a fucking vision pro already.

[–] XTornado@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

That honestly looked cool, but the vision is similar to quest 3, bright things look impossible to see well, colors don't look like real life, etc... For cooking it's not good enough.

[–] tacofox@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

Can’t tell if you’re trolling or not. Just have the upvote and move along.

[–] TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I cannot begin to explain the horrors of this.

[–] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago

'Aybee I shoulda added a /s