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[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 15 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Seems like a good use of their time. Police jobs are basically welfare for the mediocre low iq dipshits from high school.

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[–] Wraith@lemmy.zip 0 points 3 hours ago

These comments are wild smh

[–] porksnort@slrpnk.net 15 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (3 children)

Has anyone heard of Toynbee Tiles? These are interesting by themselves but the relevant point is how they are made.

You make a mosaic out of vinyl flooring chunks on a backing of paper and roofing tar as mastic.

You place them paper side up on asphalt pavement in hot weather. As cars drive over them, the paper and tar wear off revealing the vinyl mosaic.

Just a thought that a group of people could quickly make a rainbow crosswalk that can’t be painted over.

Toynbee Tiles

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[–] JDPoZ@lemmy.world 91 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

The article title is framing things way too passively considering the reality which is :

"Florida Republicans order the erasure of mass shooting memorial for 49 murder victims targeted by a bigot wanting to kill members of the LGBT community"

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[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 117 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Imagine being so insecure that you have to stop people from having a harmless shrine to a bunch of people killed in a mass murder.

Anyways, there's a lot of crosswalks and there's no way they can even long term focus on this crosswalk. Wait for them to leave, do it again.

[–] ImADifferentBird@lemmy.blahaj.zone 60 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

You bring up a good point here. There are a lot of crosswalks. So what happens if people just start doing this at random crosswalks around the city?

[–] FaceDeer@fedia.io 45 points 20 hours ago (5 children)

Aha, a crime wave! Deploy the National Guard!

[–] bananabread@lemmy.zip 18 points 19 hours ago

This would be funny if it was not true

[–] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 11 points 19 hours ago

Causing damage for political purposes - terrorists.

Death penalty.

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 8 points 19 hours ago

Once they cover the city in guard to prevent gay crosswalks we just move to the next city

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[–] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 13 points 18 hours ago

Do the Andy Dufresne method of shaking colored paint/chalk out of your pant legs while you cross the street. They'll never see it coming.

[–] 5too@lemmy.world 21 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I was thinking, what else can we rainbow up while they're all looking at crosswalks?

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 13 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Postal boxes? Transformer boxes? Manhole covers? Park walking paths? Detention center fences? The houses of local homophobic politicians? Bike racks? Telephone poles?

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[–] Carmakazi@lemmy.world 167 points 23 hours ago (12 children)

So long as conservatives continue to exert exceptional effort to try and erase LGBT identity, people should attack Christian identity in equal measure. Tear down billboards with gospel on them. Deface publicly displayed crucifixes. Burn bibles in public.

[–] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 84 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Don't forget to remove churches from your communities..

[–] Carmakazi@lemmy.world 25 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

I believe in proportionality. So long as their current actions stay in damaging inanimate symbols that's where it should stay. If they were to Remove places significant to LGBT+, then I'd consider it. If they were to start straight up shooting LGBT+ people, well...

[–] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 42 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

These crosswalks were painted specifically in honor of the Pulse massacre where 50 LGBT+ people were murdered in 2016. 25 were injured or killed in a shooting in a Colorado Springs gay bar in 2022.

The shooting has been happening for years already.

[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 22 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

The Pulse shooter wasn’t a Christian, so that’s not really a good reason to start tearing down and burning churches.

Which, I can’t believe I need to say this, is bad. I grew up in a small community that embraced Christian homophobic and transphobic abuse as a virtue, I think Christianity on the whole is more negative than positive, and I still wouldn’t destroy a random church because it’s a church. That is fash shit. You don’t target random places of worship because that’s the religion of your enemy. What is this shit.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 21 points 21 hours ago

Christian billionaires do fund a lot of the anti gay conspiracy media. I would specifically focus on those entities.

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[–] NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip 33 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (7 children)

That is what they want.

Right wing shitheads have been trying to paint themselves as the victims for decades. "The War On Christmas" being one of the best examples. And as much fun as it would be to burn down a church (but not Korean Jesus, that dude is okay), all it will do is provide them the evidence they have been trying to manufacture all this time.

Because news media won't be reporting "As retaliation for the murder of a trans person, a bible was ceremonially burned". It will be "The fucking gays are burning your bibles, go get them"

[–] Carmakazi@lemmy.world 37 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

They've been riding their train of manufactured victimhood and rage for decades and found great success, they don't strictly need a reason to abuse people.

Staying your hand because your enemy might get angry and retaliate is the mindset of the battered housewife. People should stand up for themselves even if that means violence in the end.

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[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 9 points 18 hours ago

There's a significant number of LGBTQ+ friendly churches in Orlando. Presumably some of the dead could have been members of those churches. A religious-freedom argument could be made to sue for reinstatement of the memorial. I remember the time UCC and Unitarian churches sued for the right to perform gay marriages in a red state before it became legal nationwide.

[–] mcbenavides85@piefed.social 14 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

In my city, I always see the stupid billboard that says “THINK GOD” and I always fantasize about climbing up there and putting a big red X on GOD so it just says THINK.

[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 1 points 3 hours ago

I see that shit a lot too. And i live somewhere, where i don't even know anyone who is a real Christian who believes all that crap. No clue for whom it's for and how anyone looks at these and think: good thing they don't pay taxes so they have enough money to advertise to no one and hide their kiddy fuckers.

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[–] Typhoon@lemmy.ca 123 points 23 hours ago (6 children)

Paint different crosswalks. How many crosswalks are in the city? I bet there are more than they have police to stand and watch them.

[–] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 93 points 22 hours ago

What's that meme that was going around? Cities have enough police for one ten thousand person protest but ten one thousand person protests would cripple them? Take it a step futher with the crosswalks

[–] notabot@piefed.social 21 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Why limit yourself to existing crosswalks? Male some new ones.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

every intersection is by law a crosswalk unless labeled not for crossing. they're called marked and unmarked crosswalks.

[–] notabot@piefed.social 9 points 18 hours ago

So, rainbows at every intersection is what you're saying? I bet they'd have some difficulty policing that.

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 25 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (3 children)

Then when they put cameras and ED-209 killer robots on every crosswalk, start painting sidewalks. Then bike lanes. Then culverts. This should never end just because we know how much it pisses them off.

edit: ya'll are upvoting this shit but I double-dog DARE you to actually do this shit. You don't even have to do it in Florida, just get out and do SOMETHING you lazy fucks!

[–] troyunrau@lemmy.ca 19 points 20 hours ago

Paint the cameras ;)

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[–] bitwolf@sh.itjust.works 39 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Why do they have the resources to do this and not watch for cars almost hitting pedestrians at the same crosswalks.

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 22 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

simple, pedestrians aren't people

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 11 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

If they wanted to live, they should have gotten a car.

/s

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[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 49 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

Civilian chalk artists now need armed civilan escorts to protect them from police.

Police are going to shoot someone for putting chalk on the pavement to remember the victums of a mass shooting.

This is America.

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[–] arin@lemmy.world 19 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I was expecting the onion... Wtf

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 16 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

It has to be hard to be an onion writer right now. How can you come up with a story more absurd than our current reality?

[–] jacksilver@lemmy.world 11 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I've said for a while they should lean into it more. Embrace the absurdity and turn it on its head.

Something like "Trump correctly identifies all members of his cabinet during meeting" or "Trump to open H1B visas for ICE positions as recruitment dwindles".

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[–] logicbomb@lemmy.world 41 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Earlier this week, Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy sent letters to all 50 governors calling for the removal of Pride crosswalks.

Just this part alone is super fucked up.

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[–] fedupwithbureaucracy@lemmy.world 27 points 21 hours ago

Every cop needs to be identified. They will kill their own kids for being gay or trans and they need to see consequences for that.

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 12 points 20 hours ago

Last guy, we're gonna keep coming back. 👍

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 17 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

Fascists using government sponsored violence to protect their desecration of a memorial for a major mass shooting because they side with the shooter

Such are Republicans

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 20 points 23 hours ago (2 children)
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[–] _cryptagion@anarchist.nexus 11 points 21 hours ago (4 children)

gotta keep those crosswalks from being too gay!

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