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Call Me Crazy, but I for One Still Want to Know if the President Committed Depraved Sex Crimes (slate.com)

submitted 2 months ago by sundray@lemmus.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] bigbabybilly@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

You talkin’ about ol’ President Pedorapist? I can’t say for certain. Oh wait. Yes I can.

[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago

remember: the files both don't exist, and at the same time, are irrelevant.

[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I for two

[–] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I want real change. Real justice.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 3 points 2 months ago

I’m sorry, but powerful people hate that sort of thing.

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Yeah don't hold your breath.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

What, like, evidence and stuff?

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