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And that’s basically it!
"I'm very concerned about my surgery, is the surgeon very talented?"
"Oh, he fucks"
"You mean that figuratively? As in, he's very good at what he does?"
"..."
If a retail worker did that shit they'd get fired on the spot. What a shit show smfh.
Pretty sure if a retail worker was caught performing surgery, they'd be arrested.
Harharhar you're so funny I'm belly laughing right now.
Much harder to replace a trained anaesthetist than a retail worker, though.
Not a good excuse
Man, that show really went to shit...
Look he's been travelling through time and space for thousands of years and spent billions of years dying repeatedly in a time loop, i don't think he gives a shit about some patient in surgery when there's a chance to get his end away.
Specially if he gets to tap peak Billie Piper or Freema Agyeman.
the everfucking fuck, he's an anaesthetist. anyone else in the OR can skip out for 15 seconds to fuck, he can't.
15 seconds?
oh look at johnny 20 seconds here
Are you sure
Yep it's in the rules.
Anyone but the anaesthetist. They are supposed to wait until after the operation, but the advantages they get to take their time.
TIL Doctor Who fucks.
I really which they would change these headlines. “Doctor that-“ is perfectly acceptable and doesn’t make me think about Doctor who lol. I see them regularly
it gets bigger on the inside.
Timelords are canines, confirmed
Why did they put a time lord into the operations room, anyway?
Who is this doctor anyways‽
honestly I don't even care, at least the doctor wasn't fucking the patient
That would have been better. The problem seems to have been leaving the operating room.
Doctor Who is getting nuts these days.
Per the headline, it seems he's giving nuts more than getting nuts. But maybe both?
Bullshit. Doctor Who would never leave a patient during an operation to have sex. I'm not sure The Doctor ever has sex. Well maybe Tenant's clone but he wasn't really The Doctor at that point was he?
The very first Doctor had a granddaughter. So canonically he had to have had sex at least once.
Yeah, my comment about him possibly never having sex aged like milk. But he definitely wouldn't stop saving someone to do it!
A whole lot of you seem to prefer your narcissistic surgeon to operate on you while horny out of his mind. If he's got a boner to the point he can't concentrate, and I can be kept stable a few minutes, and he has a willing partner, be my guest.
It was an anesthesiologist. And yeah, I'd much rather be kept sleep throughout the entire surgery, thanks.
So that it's clear to everyone, anesthesiologists are usually the highest paid person on any surgical team, and there's a reason for that. Knocking you out without killing you is hard.
That said, the guy did leave someone else to monitor things, and wasn't gone for much more than a long bathroom break.
Open secret of the surgery business is that the CRNAs (specialty anesthesia nurses) do all the actual anesthesia work, the Anesthesiologist's job is really to pick the anesthetic based on patient history and bloodwork, do the calculations for dosing based on body weight, and attend for interventions if something goes wrong. The Nurse he put in charge when he left was almost certainly already doing all the work anyway and he was just twiddling his thumbs with a hard on in the corner.
However, she was satisfied
Phrasing.
...that Anjum was determined not to repeat his past misconduct and considered the risk of repetition to be “very low”.
That old medical adage: Fuck me once, shame on you. Fuck me twice... You can't get fucked again.
Was the operation a success?
Anjum was absent from the operating room for eight minutes and the patient came to no harm.
That poor nurse... With the removal of gloves, coats and other items, followed by the replacement of them, that leaves little time for her. This dudes a two pump chump.
8 minutes? Disappointing. Hope the nurse found someone better.
That's why the doctor needs the practise.
...it's always the OR. And I don't understand how, cuz in the OR there's always a full team of people working in tandem, so opportunities to just disappear without being noticed while fucking a coworker or patient are pretty much nonexistent.
Actually maybe that's why it's always the OR lol: folks fucking each other in other units just aren't getting caught.
That or we're just the Florida of the hospital. /shrug.