We need a parody book of the Bible like a Gospel of Charlie Kirk where he preaches empathy is bullshit, school shootings are totally worth right to own guns, and great replacement theory. It'd be as consistent as the rest of the Bible.
this post was submitted on 17 Sep 2025
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You'd be unironically compiling the New Bible. Conservatives love that kind of condescending, unfiltered hate
People who believe this nonsense are mentally ill.
Hear me out in this one, if by disciple they mean Peter who cut off a Romans ear, or Judas who sold out Jesus, or Thomas who doubted Jesus return, then yeah I get it.
Not hardly
So true, such a pillar of the community, really an example for everyone to live by. Of course the fucking Libs won't tell you that cuz they hate freedom but we're going to fix it. /s
Get out of here with your religious nonsense.
Lol nice rage bite try
one of the DEMONS apostate.
Preferably the one that had nails driven through his body and was left hanging on the upside down cross.
St. Peter's cross?
Real Christian Jesus "Bitch, please! Take your cracker ass and get the fuck out of here."
Supply Side Jesus "Come my child, I welcome you to my flock."