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[–] scathliath@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Actually, correct me if I'm wrong but that was Matthias who replaced Judas Iscariot after he gave himself a neck stretch.

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[–] emmy67@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wasn't Judas the 13th disciple?

[–] wasabi@feddit.org 1 points 1 month ago

No, he was one of the twelve disciples.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Imagine being Steven Crowder right now.

[–] llama@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

The goal of Christianity is to convince Indo-Europeans that they have a divine right to use the entire world and universe as their frontier for the endless pursuit of personal sovereignty. It's a scam to convince a large portion of the population that they're in on being a "chosen one" so they'll coerce themselves into expanding the tax base of whatever the major empire of the time is.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago
[–] SereneSadie@lemmy.myserv.one 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Preferably the one that had nails driven through his body and was left hanging on the upside down cross.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

St. Peter's cross?

[–] derry@midwest.social 1 points 1 month ago

Hear me out in this one, if by disciple they mean Peter who cut off a Romans ear, or Judas who sold out Jesus, or Thomas who doubted Jesus return, then yeah I get it.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 1 month ago

one of the DEMONS apostate.

[–] Hector@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

So true, such a pillar of the community, really an example for everyone to live by. Of course the fucking Libs won't tell you that cuz they hate freedom but we're going to fix it. /s

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