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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 2 weeks ago

Sounds like a good deal for her considering souls do not exist, and even if they did there's zero reason to believe that they would be in any way transferrable (during life)

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 12 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I've sold my soul several times. Why not?

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A human soul is like an NFT. Just keep making copies.

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Why does this resemble my catholic school teachings about premarital sex and how I'd lose pieces of my soul?

[–] ohellidk@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, but KIA makes new models of them every year, so not a huge deal.

[–] andyburke@fedia.io 4 points 2 weeks ago

I've sold mine, had it resold, and re-acquired. Free money if you can find the right customers. :shrug:

[–] wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Wha... these things are real? I thought they were made up for the South Park episode

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Has South Park actually invented anything?

[–] crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 weeks ago

I describe Labubu as Gen Alpha Beanie Babies. Guess that isn't too far off.

[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

O shit id totally sign over my soul