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[–] DirkMcCallahan@lemmy.world 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

They should just supply every Texan with bulletproof armour and helmets and make it mandatory that they should wear them at all times .... because there is a high likelihood that they might get shot either intentionally or accidentally.

As a non-American, it sounds like this should be the uniform issued at birth or at least when (if?) kids reach school age. I say “if” because vaccines are being outlawed. Technically body armour is just another kind of vaccine though, no?

[–] carrylex@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Before opening this article... Let me guess? Texas

Update: Yep Texas

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 3 days ago

There’s one near an elementary school in our fucking town.

[–] gary@piefed.world 11 points 4 days ago

This is the most 'merican thing I've read all day

[–] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

My area has a playground built to accommodate disabled children and the adjacent property is a gun range. There are also soccer fields. Imagine children going down the slide and swinging and kicking the ball around all to the sound of not-so-distant gunfire. The 200 meter range even shoots towards the soccer fields.

https://maps.app.goo.gl/fVZMvbBJgr2RLEzh8

[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago
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