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[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] IphtashuFitz@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

I think you can stop robotaxis by just putting a traffic cone on its hood.

[–] douglasg14b@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Yeah but that's easy to take off. The least you could do is epoxy it to the hood of the clanker.

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[–] Strider@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago

Surprised Pikachu!

Prepare to run people over!

[–] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago

May a firefighter tear the cars in half using the jaws of life.

You have 30 minutes to move your cube.

[–] PacMan@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago

It’s easy just tow it!!! Let god sort it out because the tech is not there yet

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Considering it's California the uturn was illegal only because the cop said so.

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