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[–] Fondots@lemmy.world 187 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (9 children)

When I took my state's required hunter safety course, one of the instructors was an older dude with grey hair and a ponytail who wouldn't look out of place at a Dead & Company concert.

To point out the importance of wearing an orange hat during small game seasons, and also to "be sure of your target and what lies beyond it" he pointed out how much that grey hair and ponytail would look a lot like a squirrel if you only caught a glimpse of it through some brush.

Not saying that's exactly what happened here, the kid doesn't look like he was the grey ponytail type, but the article shook loose that memory in my head.

EDIT: not that I'm ungrateful, but somehow this is now my highest rated comment on Lemmy, and I'm just curious why this one in particular resonated to well.

[–] SethranKada@lemmy.ca 42 points 1 week ago (9 children)

Fair, I hadn't thought of that but it makes sense. My first thought was that it was a very blatant murder cover up. But ive apparently fallen too deep into fiction if that's what cane to mind first.

[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 3 points 1 week ago

I'm not really into that sort of fiction, but it's not that weird a thought to have.

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[–] Zak@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Aside from emphasizing the hat, that also seems like an opportunity to emphasize the importance of positively identifying one's target and backstop. It's reckless to shoot at something that might be a valid target.

[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 6 points 1 week ago

A real hunter bunny hops, spins 360 with no scope.

[–] calliope@retrolemmy.com 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I saw the poor kid’s hair in the thumbnail and was like “oh no.”

There are a LOT of brown squirrels in the Midwest.

I’d make sure to cut my hair AND wear a hat if I was going squirrel hunting and had hair like that.

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[–] Mac@mander.xyz 88 points 1 week ago (3 children)

dies

Interesting word choice.

[–] PolydoreSmith@lemmy.world 71 points 1 week ago

Yeah it was the craziest thing! Someone shouted, “Hey look, a squirrel” and the poor kid just keeled over.

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[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 59 points 1 week ago

It worked for Dick.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 54 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Why the F do kids shoot squirrels? And who the F confuses a squirrel that fits in a shoe box with room to spare with a human of near-adult size?

[–] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

The real question is why the fuck anyone would go hunting for squirrels with a large enough caliber weapon that it could kill a person.

You can drop a squirrel with a pellet air rifle im sure. Anything larger than that and youre not hunting a squirrel, youre just blowing it away.

Hunting squirrels is stupid enough on its own without doing it solely for the sake of shooting something thats alive. Thats not conservation, its blood sport

[–] tinyvoltron@discuss.online 36 points 1 week ago

Squirrel is commonly hunted with a .22 rifle. It's a very small bullet that could easily kill a person, especially with a round to the back of the head.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Squirrels are very frequently hunted with a .22. It works great for squirrels, but (like a pellet rifle) can be lethal to a human - especially if you shoot them in the head.

And there's legitimate reasons to shoot squirrels. I used to do it for an exotic animal preserve because their population would explode and they'd eat everything in site.

their population would explode and they’d eat everything in site.

got a few friends who would go out to the family farm and hunt squirrel for a week for just this reason.

[–] NauticalNoodle@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 week ago

As a side-note, you can get air-powered pellet-rifles powerful enough to take down a deer.

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[–] Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Squirrels are good eating.

[–] WraithGear@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (3 children)

are they still good eating when blasted with a round that can outright kill a person?

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

People are squishy. You can outright kill a person with .22 subsonic which is great for squirrels.

Well... It's not great for the squirrels TBF but good for the hunting anyway.

[–] Geodad@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is .22 good for squirrels?

No, it kills them... 😂

[–] nomy@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

.22 is pretty much the only round you can use for squirrel wtf are you talking about

edit: I've had coffee and get the joke now

[–] Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 13 points 1 week ago

You mean like a .22 varmint round? Yes.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Dude any round can kill or maim, I had a kinsman who blew out his eye with a BBC gun back in the 50s. If a small ball round can do that imagine what a .22 or .32 could do.

[–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I know you meant bb gun, but BBC gun is fucking hysterical!

Y'know usually I hate autocorrect but this time it's funny. Best part is it's because I was talking about the BBC company, know the TV thing.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 48 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Jesus Christ... How small was that teen? 🤨

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 59 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Or how big are Iowa squirrels?

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

This one is honestly the more worrisome of the two for sure.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

Put out the cigarette, Carl.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Sadly there's a certain adorable resemblance

[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 14 points 1 week ago

(Apologies in advance for a morbid joke.)

Presumably, he was even carrying some nuts...

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[–] Geodad@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Listen, I've been on Squirrel hunts. You use a dog to chase them up a tree, then shoot them down with a .22.

At no time should you be aiming at anything person level.

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The skeptic in me says it was an execution.

A bunch of "friends" go out shooting and they pop him in the head?

[–] Geodad@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I wouldn't necessarily say that. A lot of people are just careless with guns.

I would expect a manslaughter charge at most.

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Why would you hunt squirrels?

[–] Geodad@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

We eat them.

[–] python@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

There are parts of the world where squirrels are invasive species. For example Grey Squirrels are invasive to the UK if I recall?

Edit, I just looked it up to fact check myself and yeah Eastern Grey Squirrels are invasive to the UK and parts of Europe and are a threat to native red Squirrels and the like. Ironically, they were introduced to the areas they're now invasive in because people liked their aesthetics and wanted to hunt them. People are absolute idiots.

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[–] mysticpickle@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Dude should have known better than to go hunting with Dick Cheney.

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[–] SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

And then they came for furries

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Nonsense

He died because someone didn't identify their target and exercise muzzle control.

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[–] LoafedBurrito@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

what do ya know, more irresponsible gun owners. If only something could be done to prevent idiots from getting guns, this whole country would be much better off.

[–] Chais@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Suggestion: instead of only preventing idiots from getting their hands in guns, why not prevent idiots? You know, with quality, accessible public education.

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