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[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

But we're not a cult...nosiree. No cult here.

[–] MithranArkanere@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

What is the most orange alloy? Copper gold? They should make it out of that.

[–] klu9@piefed.social 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So... how easy would these be to load in a shotgun?

Asking for a friend. Who appreciates irony.

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[–] webp@mander.xyz 4 points 1 week ago

... Did an AI generate those pictures, or just an amateur or...? 🤣

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Nah, its too heavy, dont bother. He is a cunt anyway.

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Aside from this being gross, his hand is too big, and it makes it look like he actually knows how to form a fist.

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

I know one way this wouldn't be a thing...

[–] LittleBorat3@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

It was a good experiment that ended with Trump. Fitting.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 1 week ago

That date range seems about right.

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I will literally throw any coins with that dipsticks face on it in the trash...

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

Anyone remember when Americans were up in arms because Clinton wanted his face on the 20?

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