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Birds in Australia are like birds in Ireland, except almost certainly on cocaine (www.irishtimes.com)

submitted 4 months ago by MHLoppy@fedia.io to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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For the majority of the year, Australian magpies are good neighbours - in September and October, things change

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[–] postnataldrip@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

[–] molten@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This article is fun but it's like 90% irreverent filler.

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

They may be telling on themselves with the headline

[–] veroxii@aussie.zone 4 points 4 months ago

Keep safe by visiting https://www.magpiealert.com/ and see where the most coked up ones were last spotted.