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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

Philly is inescapable. Though listening to Well There's Your Problem has been definitely making me more aware of Philly

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 32 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (5 children)

Seems like a very US- and Xitter-/Facebook-centric phenomenon. I still don't even know what sport the "Eagles" play, I have never heard of any of the people mentioned in the article and since I very rarely watch videos on my social media feeds my risk of learning a Philly accent seems rather low.

[–] dontsayaword@piefed.social 27 points 11 hours ago

I think this is a very specific internet bubble and I think they are ignorant to the fact that the majority of people have no idea what they're talking about.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

The eagles probably play something with an egg or with feathers (or both maybe?). Seems logical. Can't really help you with the rest though. It's far too specialised for me.

[–] darklamer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I still don't even know what sport the "Eagles" play,

Surely some sport that involves flying.

[–] shnizmuffin@lemmy.inbutts.lol 3 points 8 hours ago

Not fuckin' lately.

[–] moshankey@lemmy.world 7 points 10 hours ago

My Philly accent was acquired through years of schooling and swearing. Philadelphia Freedom! I’ll see myself out.

[–] Goretantath@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

Gridiron Football. There now you know :D

[–] ninjabard@lemmy.world 10 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

My only experience with Philadelphia is the airport and I've hated it every time. Love the cheesesteaks and the water ice, though.

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 7 points 8 hours ago

they do got the good wooder ice

[–] MisterNeon@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago

Philadelphia is the best so this isn't a problem.

[–] HelluvaKick@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago

GO BIRDS

seriously yall cmon wtf were those last two games

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