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[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 4 points 4 days ago

Bless you OP. I saw this in my feed and immediately had to see if it was here.

[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Knowing this administration, they know from person experience.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 3 points 4 days ago

It seems like less, but this is the younger,concentrated version. This reduces transport cost and is greener for the planet. That's what the kids are doing now. Keep up grandpa.

[–] Tronn4@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

He's confirmed it himself

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

You can tell from how it's all over your face, Bobby? Does Donny's taste different from the young men you pay for?

[–] nuggsy@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Thenotnotnottheonion

[–] maxxadrenaline@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago
[–] GaryGhost@lemmy.world 0 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I was shooting massive ropes into the ceiling fan. Has that change in the last 20 years? Let us know in the comments below

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