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[–] snowboardbumvt@lemmy.world 102 points 1 week ago (2 children)

We now have a President who just posted a video of his personal fantasy which is himself wearing a crown and literally shitting all over the American people exercising their first amendment rights!

[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 21 points 1 week ago

Wearing a crown and his fighter jet says king trump. While i never really understood trump supporters or americans in general, I can't even imagine liking a politician that much. Even if i agreed with him 100% and everything, if i saw something like that i would be like: uhm how about no? Don't you have a job or anything?

[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

If it was any more “on the nose” I’d get a sinus infection

[–] NewPerspective@lemmy.world 84 points 1 week ago (2 children)

My dad was just telling me the other day how hard Trump is working for us. He thinks Trump only sleeps 4 or 5 hours a night because he's working so hard.

I'm going to send him this.

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 51 points 1 week ago

He'll probably love it.

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[–] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 80 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I’m all for showing creative signs from the protest, but PLEASE blur faces. Shitler would love to have evidence of dissent when he goes full dictator mode.

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[–] TipRing@lemmy.world 79 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He just wants people to talk about this instead of how 7 million Americans spent one of their days off to tell this guy to go fuck himself.

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[–] suicidaleggroll@lemmy.world 71 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

1/3 of the population thinks this is acceptable behavior for a leader. And another 1/3 can’t make up their mind either way. This is why we’re doomed as a country.

[–] Dionysus@leminal.space 15 points 1 week ago (19 children)

The middle 1/3rd are mad that Kamala didn't support the Israel enough, or didn't support Palestine enough, or didn't show up on enough $their_favorite_show.

There is also a substantial portion who just do not care or don't think it matters.

My favorites are the ones who would actually be good folks to get involved and run but just don't because it's setup to fuck over folks like that.

As you said, we're doomed as a country.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 8 points 1 week ago

they made up a very small part of voters, most of them dint bother voting because they dint notice it or they said it doesnt affect them there and now.

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[–] Puddinghelmet@lemmy.world 54 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

What a fucking embarrassment of a president of the United States, that he even has time to make this ... America please come on BOOT HIM 🐸

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (3 children)

This. Never mind your political beliefs. Why would anyone want someone that does this represent your country on the world stage? These people are supposed to be reserved and at least show some semblance of conformity. Trump shows himself as wearing a fucking crown dropping shit on protesters. What the fuck? Kids do this. Kids can do this.. they're kids. How can some people be fine with a person like this representing them?

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[–] victorz@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I'm 100% confident he isn't the one who is creating these. But I'm also not sure who is the one coming up with the ideas for these posts. Is it him? Does his publicist suggest these and he approves? Do his people just post autonomously without the need for his approval?

[–] Puddinghelmet@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Tbh im 100% confident he does create it himself on the side of a golf course or something, same with that gaza riviera 💀

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Strong doubt he'd be fiddling with AI video lol

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[–] Oyml77@lemmy.today 49 points 1 week ago (1 children)

“Can a reporter please ask Trump why he posted an AI video of himself dropping poop on me from a fighter jet?” Sisson posted on X early Sunday.

No, sir, the media is controlled by corporate interests and never push back on any of them ridiculous things this administration claims or does. Why would they start now?

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

If somebody edits the post so it looks like Joe Biden posted it then the corporate news will parade it around like an invisible WMD

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[–] MeekerThanBeaker@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Guess he had to get rid of those hundreds of crappy hamberders somehow.

What a juvenile rapist he is.

[–] harmbugler@piefed.social 14 points 1 week ago

A juvenile juvenile rapist.

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 29 points 1 week ago

Wild that he voluntarily claimed the title of Diarrhea King all on his own.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago

It's messed up and he's incompetent, but maybe it was a weird attempt at a compliment, because he likes people shitting all over him? The diaper alone doesn't explain the smell.

[–] riskable@programming.dev 25 points 1 week ago

Don't let anyone ever say this administration wasn't a shit show. He posted it himself!

[–] Gerudo@lemmy.zip 19 points 1 week ago

This is super cool, nothing wrong with the president of the United States wearing a crown and shitting all over us.

That tan suit and Dijon mustard though...never forget.

[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

That wasn't even a jet, it was just him in a hang glider with no pants on after his daily order of six McChickens, four big macs, three royales with cheese, forty mcnuggets, and a strawberry sundae

[–] ProIsh@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Finally America respected again!

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] ProIsh@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

I'm tired of it!

[–] MyOpinion@lemmy.today 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I guess it was time to empty his diaper.

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 6 points 1 week ago

..and he made all his ass-lickers jealous

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Miller has Trump playing Mad King.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Berder King.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Should've dropped the biggest turd of all... himself

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I wonder if the AI video was prompted by a trump supporter or a critic (like the weird gaza video)

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[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Donald the wannabe king posts video in which he shares with the world that his incontinence is so bad and his diarrheas so plentiful that he could cover 2% of America's total population with the contents of a single one of his manbaby diapers.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I guess we all know what they were throwing out of the White House window

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