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Only bald people can attend this special screening of Emma Stone’s new movie - Dexerto (www.dexerto.com)
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[–] chrischryse@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Does receding hairline count?

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Me with my head full of hair:

[–] fuckwit_mcbumcrumble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 1 week ago

This is a lot funnier to me than what the actual photo was supposed to be.

[–] Skanky@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You've been waiting for this moment for your whole life, haven't you?

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 5 points 6 days ago

that username, lol

[–] avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yorgos and Emma, you son of a bitch, I'm in!