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And that’s basically it!
The way the item has developed since yesterday, it has already been debunked that the monkeys are "infected". Just more sensationalist fear-mongering in a sensationalist fear-mongering internet hysteria anti-culture.
On the other hand... Mississippi Herpes Monkeys is a pretty good band name.
I think I've seen this movie... 28 days ago
I hope the mayor already called the power puff girls, because they have a lot of experience in handling such incidents 😄
12 monkeys or 28 days later?
12 monkeys was caused by
:::spoiler spoiler a single person releasing a virus at an airport.
28 monkeys later
Yes
Isn't this just the first few minutes of 28 Days Later?
"To cure you must first understand!"
Says the guy about to become a rage virus infected zombie.
Science cannot move forward without heaps!
Always funny to see a HTTP 451 in the wild, even better if it shields you from otherwise undergoing the "modern web experience"
