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[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 40 points 11 months ago (2 children)

The microphone looks like its sucking her soul out, Dementor style

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 32 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Poor microphone's gonna go hungry.

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

There should be, like, a charity for soul-starved microphones, maaaaan

~~Edit: why is my parent comment gone?~~ its back aha

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

why is my parent comment gone?

still shows on my end

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Republicans are Death Eaters

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

~~shit~~ insurrectionist traitors

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Republicans are ~~Death~~ ~~shit~~ insurrectionist traitors Eaters?

[–] Steve@startrek.website 40 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Much less satisfying when you realized that most of them intended to vote trump, but he wasn’t on the ballot.

[–] Pratai@lemmy.ca 5 points 11 months ago
[–] GhostOfElectricity@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 19 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Does this mean her team will stop spamming my phone with campaign texts from a new number every day so I can't even blacklist them?

[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago

Just reply with this article each time.

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Did they get your phone number consensualy or was it algorithmically? Haha

[–] cmhickman358@thelemmy.club 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Anyone notice Lucille Bluth vibes from Pelosi? Not a political comment

[–] grayman@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Yeah while the show was on air. I was really hoping to see the actress play Pelosi on SNL.

[–] iAmTheTot@kbin.social 8 points 11 months ago
[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Still feel trump stroking out and the party acting like it always loved haley is the most entertaining outcome here.

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

No plea deals (not even life lol), this fish dick beyond ready to fry.

He needs to have his essence (money) extracted like he's in Chinese jizz factory that doesn't stop till ITS accumulated the expected daily quota

[–] Smeagol666@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

When asked about racism in America she said there wasn't any, then in the next sentence, she expounded on the racism she experienced as a child. Typical republican; a problem doesn't exist unless it happens to them.