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[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 40 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The microphone looks like its sucking her soul out, Dementor style

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Poor microphone's gonna go hungry.

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

There should be, like, a charity for soul-starved microphones, maaaaan

~~Edit: why is my parent comment gone?~~ its back aha

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

why is my parent comment gone?

still shows on my end

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Republicans are Death Eaters

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

~~shit~~ insurrectionist traitors

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Republicans are ~~Death~~ ~~shit~~ insurrectionist traitors Eaters?

[–] Steve@startrek.website 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Much less satisfying when you realized that most of them intended to vote trump, but he wasn’t on the ballot.

[–] Pratai@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago
[–] GhostOfElectricity@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 19 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Does this mean her team will stop spamming my phone with campaign texts from a new number every day so I can't even blacklist them?

[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

Just reply with this article each time.

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Did they get your phone number consensualy or was it algorithmically? Haha

[–] cmhickman358@thelemmy.club 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Anyone notice Lucille Bluth vibes from Pelosi? Not a political comment

[–] grayman@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah while the show was on air. I was really hoping to see the actress play Pelosi on SNL.

[–] iAmTheTot@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago
[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Still feel trump stroking out and the party acting like it always loved haley is the most entertaining outcome here.

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

No plea deals (not even life lol), this fish dick beyond ready to fry.

He needs to have his essence (money) extracted like he's in Chinese jizz factory that doesn't stop till ITS accumulated the expected daily quota

[–] Smeagol666@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

When asked about racism in America she said there wasn't any, then in the next sentence, she expounded on the racism she experienced as a child. Typical republican; a problem doesn't exist unless it happens to them.