The pseudo filenames every other line were painful.
this post was submitted on 13 Feb 2024
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First one was tasteful but they over did it
Femcel confirmed
So nice when an incel meets a femcel and they have chemistry.
It's sweet even though the chemistry is probably thiol based
G was code for, "Girl" that's the gay part.
The rest was fake anyway.
Not G for Greg?
Girl Greg; GG
So now we have 5 Gregs
- Sci-Fi Greg
- D n' D Greg
- Open Source Greg
- Japanese Culture Greg
- Girl Greg
You forgot about Old Greg!
Gregg rulz, ok!
G. is definitely planning to harvest her organs
A female on 4chan?
I don't know but I got to try that pick-up line and see what happens.
Asking to smell someone will go down well with very few people.
It goes down well with very few people, but it goes down very well with those few people
You miss all chances you don't take. And yeah, I'm fully aware in the wrong context it becomes super creepy. But tbh a lot of flirting is creepy...
Maybe she says something more modest like "oh I used a new shampoo".
You miss 100% of the scents you don't smell
There are ways to avoid flirting being creepy, asking before trying, asking for feedback, leaving an easy exit.
David Attenborough: "Ok these mating rituals are getting ridiculous"
Good bait fed won't get me that easily