Please don't shit in the restrooms, I take unofficial breaks in there
this post was submitted on 22 Dec 2025
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I hate it when i just want to take a break but it smells like shit
That's when you get to explore the office building to find new restrooms.
We have a "flush as soon as it hits the water" rule at my job.
I remember when I blew my exes mind with that trick. She went to the bathroom after me and couldn't understand why it didn't smell
Thanks Obama
is the date cropped because it's from today? because it seems like you went looking for the first post with greentext for the purpose of submitting anything
No, that sounds like a lot of effort and I have plenty. Greentexts have varying degrees of weirdness. Sometimes anon is an offensive degenerate, and sometimes he just wants to tell you about his work bathroom.
I know what greentexts are, just because I think yours is low effort slop doesn't mean I need it explained.
This is commentslop.
Does greentext need to age before it's palatable?
No, you missed the point.
What is the point? Genuine question.
I thought 4chan was dead? Are people posting green texts somewhere else now?
A) 4Chan isn't dead
B) Greentexts are a part of imageboard culture in general
Ah, I see now that they brought it back after a couple weeks.
You expect effort in a greentext post?
I come here to laugh at the idiots on 4chan, not think.
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A fine shitpost
I honestly don't get it. Is this like an anti joke thing? It's funny because it's literally just a shit post about restrooms existing?
Yes
It's also pleasantly wholesome to thank the bathroom. Appreciating the small things in life is a healthy mental habit, and it's just nice to see Anon being healthy.
Poopin on company time!
Okay but plumbing for waste disposal is actually insane. You're telling me that this weird looking chair takes my poop and just... makes it disappear? Takes if off of my property entirely?? They process it so it doesn't stink up everything??? Kids these days take it all for granted!
Ngl collecting it in a bucket has its perks. You can use it as manure.
Also with egg prices these days you need an alternative during halloween.
You would not want human manure. Human manure will eventually kill you. Pathogenic bacteria, viruses, prions, parasites, amoebas, heavy metals, plastic, the list could go on for ages but these are my biggest concerns. You will eventually contract a horrific illness from human manure, and it will cause you to wither to a husk before killing you. 0/10, do not recommend.
4channer with hygeine? Fake and gay
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