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We can get a couple hundred actors a couple times a week in different cities for "events".
We can get him some audience dressed in orange at a facility with 24/7 service
I volunteer as a tribute. I will listen to four hours on Arnold Palmer's dick if it means this guy stops being president.
He's already grifted untold billions, so why continue with the headache? He can fuck off into the sunset and never face repercussions for anything. Maybe he'll even join Bush Jr in a painting session and the media can lick their asses acting as if they didn't do immeasurable damage to the country...
He thinks.... If he lives long enough to enjoy it. But history though written by the victors is edited by those who lived longer.
we are now in an age where history will contain more facts than pesonal views. we have the annual fed reports showing he was bad for the economy. we have all the police and judiciary reports showing all his crimes along with video of him admitting it. and we have archived tweets of him being a fucking moron.
You can't rewrite history when the internet never forgets.
The internet foesn't forget, but half the country refuse to believe anything not told to them by fox news. Thats how they know what their opinions are.
trump is worried about his legacy, what they write in history books. he won't be remembered fondly.
I hate how everyone treats Budh like a jolly lovable old grandpa.
And not.....you know......A FUCKING WARMONGER!!!
Don't give me hope.
Are we certain he hasn’t already died and they shoved an animatronic chat bot up his ass?
It would explain a lot. Including the smell.
They absolutely will pull a Weekend at Bernie’s with trumps corpse but like every else republicans do, it will be dumb and obvious.
We will all know when Trump finally dies. Hell, we’ll probably know before he does.
russia has replaced as a cyborg/renaminated corpse bot.
I mean. If it gets him out of politics, I’m sure we can get him an off-mainstreet theater in Branson.
(I know he’s full of shit, like always, but I can snicker, can’t I?)
I suppose it wouldn’t be the worst thing to happen to a president in a theatre.
I don't know man.....with all the shrinkflation, full size snickers are almost what halloween size was when I was a kid. And costs 6x what full size bars used to.
Nothing he rambles means anything, it's so tiring to be bombarded by it every single day.
Yes, please quit
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Maybe a game show!
What a weird way to spell clown
shouldve just stuck making reality slop, its big money very low effort fits your style.
Trump: -burns down the everything- “I’m bored. Let’s bring back the apprentice”
Pretty sure he wants to just resign so Vance can pardon him.
I'd let this dude host every one of my birthday parties til one of us croaks if it meant he'd resign
I'm talking speech without timer here, folks. He can speak as long as he wants. I don't care. I just want the shit to stop.
What's your policy on microphone blowjobs and slurs?
The more, the merrier. Who doesn't love a blowjob? I know Bill Clinton does!
What’s your policy on just standing there and idly dancing for 45 minutes?
If it's YMCA he's dancing to, I'll have the oxygen tank ready
It’ll be great to one day be able to wake up without the smell of his diaper everywhere. Every morning I look forward to that one headline, and every day I’m left disappointed.
He's trolling you and it's working. Sad.
I feel more teased than trolled. I now fully want this to happen. Trump residency at the Sphere. Trump the podcast. Trump the talk show. He can have whatever except the White House. He can host my next birthday party and narrate my children's birth so long as he resigns lol
so long as he resigns
That's the troll, he knows people want it and he knows he never will but wants to feed off the attention.
In this case, he also knows other don't want it and is able to play feed off reactions for multiple sides.
The best option for those who want this is to straight up ignore it, dont click on it, dont talk about. If forced to acknowledge it just flatly say, "ok"
It's called gray rocking and it's the only want to interact with toxic people; they can feed off negative energy more easily than they can feed off positive energy.
Sounds great, bud! Do it!
Well, I can't wait to watch the Kennedy Awards.