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[–] AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 146 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Fake: girl was actually interested in anon

Gay: anon is implying they aren’t in the military, but Russia requires all men to be cannon fodder. Ergo, anon must be a woman, and women who like women are gay.

[–] three@lemmy.zip 65 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fake: there are no women on 4Chan

Gay: you're hyper focused on another man's genitals

[–] AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Haha fair enough

Tbf though, I don’t think I said anything about genitals mate, so I think that last bit might just apply to you lol

[–] reev@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago

genitals mate, so I think that last bit might just apply

Now look who's hyperfocused

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

cogito ergo gay

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 74 points 1 month ago (3 children)

She probably thought it was some sort of infiltration attempt by the Kremlin.

I too don't trust Russians who aren't open about hating their government and wanting their government to retreat from invading sovereign nations.

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 26 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Seems dangerous to say that on social media if you live in Russia ... so yeah, kind of difficult to build trust with foreign social media contacts.

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 17 points 1 month ago

Me too but with Americans

[–] AppleTea@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I too don’t trust Russians who aren’t open about hating their government and wanting their government to retreat from invading sovereign nations.

That's a fair position to take, but I know far to many Americans who hold this view while being silent about our occupations and the constant drone strikes.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fortunately it's entirely possible to be neither Russian nor American.

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 1 month ago

Well considering that Russia has basically lost a war to a largely civilian-based resistance, and the US seems insistent on sending all of their troops to rather pointlessly freeze to death in Greenland, I'm not particularly concerned about either country engaging in world domination.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Wasn't the Iraq invasion one of the most protested things ever?

Didn't work of course, I think to stop a government determined on war you need to push even harder. Remove their ability to govern.

[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Americans tend to just not know we are doing that stuff at all in the first place.

Hard to dislike or be against something. When your too uneducated and ignorant to do much more the breath and blink at the same time.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

But what about America?

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 45 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's like saying you're from Germany in world war... Actually, it doesn't matter which one.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Atropos@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Third time's the charm Germany, be the good guys this time

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Nah, Germany decided to embrace Zionism after failing at Nazism. They wont be good guys any time soon.

[–] Hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 month ago

Zionism is just Nazism with a different team.

[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago

Maybe next time we just don't get involved at all? That would be nice

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 0 points 1 month ago

Wdym they weren't last time? /s

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 2 points 1 month ago

Far right ideology is on the rise there too. They just got rid of welfare to fund the military and tax breaks for the wealthy.

[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 month ago (2 children)

op is probably sunflower zoned now

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Drone zoned

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why you think he even got drafted?

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 5 points 1 month ago

as a 4chan user they likely used him for landmine detection

[–] kwomp2@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Purity tests and identity before process

or why as a lefty I'm enormously annoyed by many many lefties

[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Seriously. I don't think both sides are the same. But some people seem to want to make sure they are

[–] NoSpotOfGround@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

So relatable, amiright fellow kids?

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

OP may have been defenestrated.