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Those don’t look like bite marks to me, but some kind of damage in the vague shape of bite marks. While I cannot attest to the average bite strength of the locals under various conditions, I’m reasonably confident they probably can’t bite off portions pot toilet seats as the article suggests.
Obviously, I could be quite wrong.
Bite strength depends on how much meth they have there
If they don't want me eating toilets seats they shouldn't have made them edible
Are you the evil twin to the Derwent Valley mayor
I didn’t want to eat the toilet seats until you told me I couldn’t! Now I’m hungry!
They can't tell me what to do! I'll eat any toilet seat that I want to eat!
The Derwent Vallye Mayor can kiss me right on my mouth after I've eaten as many toilet seats as I fucking want.
I eat all the toilet seats I want, that number is 0.
Good way to get murvy
They look burnt, not eaten
Do the different colors have different flavors? Are the white seats coconut? Is green apple or lime?