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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/56047884

If you have a better idea for fixing education, violence, and antisemitism, I'd like to hear it.

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[–] MyOpinion@lemmy.myserv.one 27 points 4 weeks ago

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 20 points 3 weeks ago

I wonder why he lost. /s

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 15 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

His plan for that involves selling airline tickets to Istanbul, interesting!

[–] ecvanalog@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Not Constantinople?!

[–] ecvanalog@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

A grifter…in crypto? Perish the thought.

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 2 points 3 weeks ago

with crypto

"Walter, face it, there isn't any connection."