Emotional support colonialism
this post was submitted on 13 Jan 2026
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Seeing him hang from the neck is psychologically important to me, but I guess we can't always get what we want.
Honestly, as long as we leave him up, I'm willing to settle for any body part.
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Everyone forgets the next line:
But if you try sometime, you'll find you get what you need.
Dudes will invade greenland before they talk to a therapist
He is therapist.
*He is the rapist.
Correct.
I think the thing people didn't put together in 2016 his "grab them by the pussy" comment was about children in his beauty pageants.
understandable. i hear someone use the word pussy and my mind doesnt go right to little girls
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Trump also told the Times that he isn’t opposed to using nuclear force if he “needed it” to take over the Arctic island but that “it might upset NATO,"
Ummm... what? Did the media just sane wash this headline? Trump is ok with nuking his way into owning Greenland and we're just all ok with that?
That's still pretty batshit for a statement that's been sane-washed.
The U.S. president told the paper in an article published on Jan. 8 that just "one thing" stands in the way of him and world dominance. "My own morality. My own mind," he said. "It’s the only thing that can stop me.”
Well, that's very reassuring
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What's important for him psychologically, and the whole damn world, is that he takes his meds.
Yeah, all of them.
The tiny handed orange toddler "I WANT IT. I WANTS IT!!! WAHHHH. GIVE ME. WAHHH"
Then goes off to think about all those little children he raped with his bestie Jeffery Epstein.
"I have a limp dick and can't fuck kids anymore, I need emotional support."
Do we have any evidence that he's stopped?
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Somebody ought to sit him down and explain the Mercator projection to him.
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Honestly with all the mess he's been up to now, the Epstein files seem very unlikely to have any effect on him
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Would not be the first time that the USA dropped nuclear bombs on Greenland
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1968_Thule_Air_Base_B-52_crash
Although last time they covered it up and caused many workers to die later on due to nuclear exposure
Uhhh....the coverup worked. I'm 42, and this is the first I've ever heard that we nuked Greenland. I feel like that SHOULD be common knowledge, but I'm willing to bet if I ask 100 random people, 0 will think I'm telling the truth if I told them we've nuked Greenland before.
I mean, it’s not accurate to say we nuked them, as no nuclear detonation occurred. We did contaminate the area with radiation and likely harmed the Danish workers assisting in the cleanup.
The cleanup was performed by people who didn't know that these were nuclear weapons though.
Also:
Although they did not work at Camp Hunziker, the Danes worked at the Tank Farm where the contaminated ice was collected, in the port from which the contaminated debris was shipped, and also serviced the vehicles used in the clean-up.
The report also confirmed that the United States stockpiled nuclear weapons in Greenland until 1965, contradicting assurances by Danish foreign minister Niels Helveg Petersen that the weapons were in Greenland's airspace, but never on the ground
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It's his emotional support island.
Yeah, because the previous one is non-functional nowadays
The desolate landscape and freezing temperatures reminds him of his wife’s feelings towards him
Can someone please just teach him how to play those Paradox map games
Trump also told the Times that he isn’t opposed to using nuclear force
If it doesn't scare the shit out of you that this narcissistic psychopath just casually mentions that he would like to drop nukes, then it should
We've been on the brink of nuclear annihilation multiple times but always escaped fate because there were calm cool smart heads that intervened. Those heads are gone, it's now all removed narcissists.
This asshole is just casually blabbing about burning down the entire world, and there ain't shit we can do to stop or even change this.
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I emailed my senators and my rep to tell them to do fucking SOMETHING about this sabre rattling. Write up some fucking legislation saying that the US cannot invade NATO nations, at the fucking minimum.
Will they listen? Take three guesses, first two don't count.
Honestly a little impressed he's able to use the word 'psychologically'. That's a lot of syllables.
They should tell him, it's not green and there are not many kids to moleat over there.
I understand he is trying to destroy America, but this would make it nearly instant.
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My psychiatrist gave me a prescription for an emotional support Greenland, legally you aren’t even allowed to ask me about it other than if it’s an emotional support Greenland, which it is.
Why won't France and the UK state they'd nuke him back if he tried? They're NATO countries too and need to stand by in solidarity with an ally being attacked. Letting the orange Hitler do as he pleases will only embolden him to go after them later.
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Those Epstein files must be insane.
All about ego. He has nothing else except to be the biggest bully he can be.
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Could we mint him an NFT?
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