this post was submitted on 14 Jan 2026
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

at least he has a nice cock

[–] Atropos@lemmy.world 38 points 2 weeks ago

Fake: anon has sex

Gay: they both have cocks

[–] ramius345@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Worx@lemmynsfw.com 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 weeks ago

6778

Congrats i guess???

[–] Enzy@feddit.nu 7 points 2 weeks ago
[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

fake: anon has sex
gay: thinking about having sex with someone who has a cock

[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

2 types of greenposters: 1. Gay. 2. Think gay people are fake.