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Ants should stop being so fcking tasty if they don't want to be eaten.

You too

This is kinda misleading, the complaint is that cars are too expensive. They're not saying cars should be less safe, just that the extra safety isn't worth the financial cost.

(Still not a good position to take in my opinion)

Eh, if you're a pedo and your preacher is a pedo, it doesn't really matter if your president is too

I'm not American but even I know you need to keep your dogs secured in a dog safe when you're not using them. It's just basic dog safety

I once didn't shower for nine months straight, and I evolved from a fetus into a baby

Yep, I just love having the Internet restricted for me! /s

I really don't get the hate for the Library. It's one of my favourite levels in CE. The Flood are a creepy and scary new enemy (on the first play-through at least..) who back you into a corner and attack relentlessly. You're left fighting for your life with no way to retreat or charge past. It's one of the rare times in the whole series where you're forced to play defensively.

It's also the level that introduces rocket launcher flood, wtf is up with them? So unfair that the enemies get such a good weapon!

Every butthole is a fingering opportunity

Why even do it if you don't get to collect the semen?

I'm dyin' to soar these nuts across your face

(I think that works, right? Barely?)

Isn't that when you have sex with buses?