Worx

Why even do it if you don't get to collect the semen?

I'm dyin' to soar these nuts across your face

(I think that works, right? Barely?)

Isn't that when you have sex with buses?

It's required by law in Ireland that you wake up every 30minutes to pray and curse England. You might as well check your emails since you're awake anyway

More like take the W

Just unplug the toaster

extremely activist about hating modern Windows and extremely reluctant to use anything else.

I'm in this picture and I don't like it. I have Linux on my laptop but I cba dealing with bootloaders on my desktop and can't lose Windows altogether.

(Last time I tried dualbooting was with XP I think, so probably it's a lot easier now than it used to be but still..)

I only "upgraded" to Windows 10 (from 7) last year due to software I needed for work. Windows 10 is bad enough, I'm definitely not "upgrading" to 11 until I have to.

In my experience, 10 runs much slower than 7 with so many updates that just kill performance as they're running. And I've had pop-up adverts recently and programs that open on startup despite being disabled

Just because airport scanners turn you gay, that doesn't mean there aren't other ways to be gay.

I was thinking about this earlier today for myself. Not specifically about computers, but the same principle. If I have something that bugs me and wastes 10 seconds of my time every single day but I could permanently fix the problem in an hour - logically it's worth fixing. Even if it eventually saves time, I have to invest an hour of time and brainpower right now. If it's something I don't really care about, it's just not worth it. I don't need that hassle, I'll just have a small annoyance every day instead of a big annoyance today. I've got better things to do. Like browsing Lemmy apparently

Idk, when someone attempted to break into my car they said they'd look into it (never heard back from them though, but they at least pretended to care for the length of one phone call)

I can buy a new toaster from the shop, why can't I buy a woman too? Does this mean Gamers are pro sex-work? Or pro indentured servitude for women more likely..