"I'm sorry...that you were upset at what I said.
And I would never have said it...if I knew you'd make such a drama over my true thoughts about you all.
Going forward I will not say things like this out loud.
There, look, I've said the word sorry and everything."
this post was submitted on 17 Jan 2026
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No no what I said was human’s cum which is 50% how every single human started out
Not me, I'm a Boltzmann brain. I just showed up.
YOoooo I just duck duck go’d this & this comment is liiit
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If it was me I would have put Yokohama in the title. It's a city of 3.7 million people. That way it would be clear story is about a mayor of national importance.
(To be clear this is towards the BBC, not OP, you just copied as you should, thanks.)