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Gaza will be a ‘beautiful piece of property’, says Donald Trump as images unveiled at the signing of the president’s ‘board of peace’ in Davos

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[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 43 points 4 days ago

Genocide to facilitate shitty real estate development. Sounds like peak Trump.

[–] UnspecificGravity@piefed.social 89 points 5 days ago (35 children)

Just in case it wasn't obvious, Israel offered him a big chunk of real-estate in exchange for supporting their genocide.

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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 23 points 4 days ago (1 children)

This was the plan from the start. Kushner was developing plans for Gaza before the end of the year after Oct 7.

They want to develop the Israeli Dubai, so rich people don't have to spend their money with the Arabs. They can give it to the Israelis instead.

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[–] ecvanalog@lemmy.world 22 points 4 days ago (2 children)

It’s wild that the Superman movie predicted this almost exactly.

(Yes I know this isn’t the first instance of Trump suggesting it but the movie was written like three years ago)

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago (6 children)

The movie was written in direct call-out of both democrats and republicans enabling and supporting the genocide. Trump isn't the only one supporting this, he's just the least tasteful and most overtly evil in presenting his goals for the region. The rest of America's political leadership is mostly fine with it and broadly want the same thing.

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[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 4 days ago

superman, BOYZ, if anyone has been listening, simpsons and family guy.

[–] fnrir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 44 points 5 days ago (6 children)

AGAIN?!?

For those that remember, this isn't the first time.

Can someone make a bingo card of insane shit Trump says over a month?

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[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 34 points 5 days ago

Which he plans to build over graveyards and burials.... much like the original colonists did so in North America to the Natives.

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 40 points 5 days ago (1 children)

This was him and totallyayahoo's plan all along. The two war criminals just war criminal their way to prosperity.

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[–] whitecollarcry@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

this is so wildly offensive goddamn lmao

[–] slappyfuck@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 days ago

The real crime is that this is not a vision for how Palestinians should be living, even though they deserve to.

[–] 7101334@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

And in a short twenty years when you vacation the strip

Try not 'n think about the dead

And have a nice trip!

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 3 points 4 days ago

Don't worry about it it's a trump-backed construction plan so it'll never get finished.

[–] IchNichtenLichten@lemmy.wtf 24 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I guess that's one way to get me to support bombing Gaza.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 25 points 5 days ago

I'd support bombing THAT Gaza.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Do it for the trans bellydancers /s

[–] FaceDeer@fedia.io 25 points 5 days ago (4 children)

How nice of them to build such beautiful apartment buildings for the Gazans to live in.

The Gazans get to live in Gaza, right?

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 12 points 5 days ago

"Sure" ;) - Trump

"You bet!" - Bibi

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[–] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (2 children)

It looks like he meant "bored of peace" as otherwise he wouldn't have invited ~~people~~ reptils like

  • Putin
  • Lukashenko
  • MBS
  • Netanyahu

What's this, a villain con?

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[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 15 points 5 days ago

It looks like he queried a genAI model "futuristic luxury coastal cityscape."

This is SLOP and nothing else.

[–] hark@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

I hope their plans blow up in their faces.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 15 points 5 days ago

"You blow it all up, and then we'll swoop in and build it all to sell it at a massive profit...then I'll rape your grandchildren."
"What?"
"What..."

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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[–] pachrist@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

What chapter in Revelation is this part of the end times?

Did he include an Epstein Tower where they will DISPLAY the EPSTEIN FILES? Or just a pedo tower?

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 1 points 3 days ago

https://archive.is/jHeIt

Is that some sort of Qatari design?

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