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Gaza will be a ‘beautiful piece of property’, says Donald Trump as images unveiled at the signing of the president’s ‘board of peace’ in Davos

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[–] UnspecificGravity@piefed.social 90 points 1 month ago (35 children)

Just in case it wasn't obvious, Israel offered him a big chunk of real-estate in exchange for supporting their genocide.

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[–] fnrir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 45 points 1 month ago (5 children)

AGAIN?!?

For those that remember, this isn't the first time.

Can someone make a bingo card of insane shit Trump says over a month?

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

I thought we were doing a new one every month?

[–] bampop@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's almost like he wants to distract us from something

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 month ago

Also he has no self-control. Every brainfart comes out of his mouth, and he can't remember what he's talking about for more than 30 seconds, so he just loops.

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[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 43 points 1 month ago

Genocide to facilitate shitty real estate development. Sounds like peak Trump.

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This was him and totallyayahoo's plan all along. The two war criminals just war criminal their way to prosperity.

[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago

Yeah... We knew they wanted to do this when the genociding started. They didn't hide this at all. Kushner spoke about it to the media before the election

[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago

Which he plans to build over graveyards and burials.... much like the original colonists did so in North America to the Natives.

[–] FaceDeer@fedia.io 25 points 1 month ago (3 children)

How nice of them to build such beautiful apartment buildings for the Gazans to live in.

The Gazans get to live in Gaza, right?

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 12 points 1 month ago

"Sure" ;) - Trump

"You bet!" - Bibi

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He called it "a beautiful piece of property"

He's literally viewing this as "I want to own that land so I can profit off of it."

Viewing an inhabited territory as some potential capitalistic conquest/enterprise is psychopathic behavior, plain and simple.

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[–] IchNichtenLichten@lemmy.wtf 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I guess that's one way to get me to support bombing Gaza.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 month ago

I'd support bombing THAT Gaza.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Do it for the trans bellydancers /s

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This was the plan from the start. Kushner was developing plans for Gaza before the end of the year after Oct 7.

They want to develop the Israeli Dubai, so rich people don't have to spend their money with the Arabs. They can give it to the Israelis instead.

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[–] ecvanalog@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It’s wild that the Superman movie predicted this almost exactly.

(Yes I know this isn’t the first instance of Trump suggesting it but the movie was written like three years ago)

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (6 children)

The movie was written in direct call-out of both democrats and republicans enabling and supporting the genocide. Trump isn't the only one supporting this, he's just the least tasteful and most overtly evil in presenting his goals for the region. The rest of America's political leadership is mostly fine with it and broadly want the same thing.

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[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 4 weeks ago

superman, BOYZ, if anyone has been listening, simpsons and family guy.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 16 points 1 month ago

It looks like he queried a genAI model "futuristic luxury coastal cityscape."

This is SLOP and nothing else.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago

"You blow it all up, and then we'll swoop in and build it all to sell it at a massive profit...then I'll rape your grandchildren."
"What?"
"What..."

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago
[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

More ai slop from the only mouth sloppier than ai

[–] whitecollarcry@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

this is so wildly offensive goddamn lmao

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[–] 7101334@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And in a short twenty years when you vacation the strip

Try not 'n think about the dead

And have a nice trip!

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[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 9 points 1 month ago

Come for the stolen land. Stay for the climate change.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Board Of Peace -> Piece Of Board -> Piece Prize.

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 6 points 1 month ago

Board Of Peace -> Bored Of Peace

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Harris loves genocide. So make sure not to vote for her.

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[–] pachrist@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

What chapter in Revelation is this part of the end times?

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago

Sun City 2.0.

Yaah, thanks but no thanks.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

Did he include an Epstein Tower where they will DISPLAY the EPSTEIN FILES? Or just a pedo tower?

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 4 points 1 month ago

Large statical model outputs count as plans?

[–] hark@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

I hope their plans blow up in their faces.

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