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[–] frightful_hobgoblin@lemmy.ml 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I wish I could do original things with my gaff but you gotta be conservative because housing is a commodity.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If you're gonna go for the unusual, you have to fully commit to it. Don't stop halfway, because it's gonna be cringe. But if you go all the way, they will call it art, and they'll pay you multiple times over what you paid for it.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 6 points 9 months ago (7 children)

With art, there is an inverse relationship between the number of people who will buy it and how much they'll pay for it. Art everyone wants is cheap, niche art is expensive.

If you go full send, you can charge more if the stars align and you can find a buyer.

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[–] StoneyDcrew@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

Dude is trying to sell a kitchen that only the protagonist from saints row would buy

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 7 points 9 months ago

I initially saw this post while wearing blue blocking glasses and it looked completely normal

As a survival strategy I therefore propose

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 6 points 9 months ago

It's hideous.

My SO would love it.

[–] DocFrobozz@hexbear.net 6 points 9 months ago

I would 100% splash some teal accents up in there and go full 1994 jazz ass kitchen

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml 5 points 9 months ago

Like Thanos and Grimmace had a three way with Barney

[–] FrostKing@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Honestly I love that kitchen.

[–] BulbasaurBabu@lemmings.world 3 points 9 months ago

Silence is violets

[–] TimeSquirrel@kbin.social 5 points 9 months ago
[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 5 points 9 months ago

Cool AF for a place to visit.

Would not want to live there permanently. Is OP a wizard or something? Lol

[–] bramblepatchmystery@slrpnk.net 5 points 9 months ago

I love it... unfortunately I can't buy a house.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Honestly, the interior decor of a house probably seldom matters.

It always depends on geography.

If you have a outrageously painted kitchen inside a house in a prime area, no one is going to care about the colors of the cupboards.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 6 points 9 months ago

Well, if you have a house to sell in a prime area, there's no need to put in an outrageous kitchen like that in order to attract buyers. The only reason you'd need to do that is if your house ISN'T.

[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 months ago

My eyes hurt. But suddenly I want cherry swirl ice cream.

[–] banneryear1868@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Would probably change the cabinets to a lighter color but I love it.

[–] 8000gnat@reddthat.com 4 points 9 months ago

im sure this is fake but, would

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

I guess I have bad taste sign me up

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

POV: you're on your kitchen while your husband keep looking at his rocks.

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[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)
[–] SocialistWombat@hexbear.net 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Living in a Ribena commerical

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