Did Tesla stock go up on this glorious news?
this post was submitted on 28 Jan 2026
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Actually better than expected, so yes.
Ironically, yes
lol this is hilarious. kick the bucket+++++++. this may be fun to watch.
Those robots are complete vaporware. I would predict we're about to see whole lot of robot hype video clips on twitter and tiktok very soon. We're going to see his fake "robot" playing soccer, making breakfast, juggling, and whatever. I'm sure they'll be all ai generated. There will be paid tesla influencers who already bought cybertruck hyping up this non existent robots very soon. Elon will tout millions of robots sold but in reality they were all sold to spacex and those robots will be sitting in a hanger somewhere. It's all smoke and mirrors.
Tesla booked just $2.28 billion in “bedrock,” repeatable earnings. [...] At its current market cap of $1.44 trillion, Tesla’s selling at an adjusted PE of 632 ($1.44 trillion divided by $2.28 billion). Palantir, the super-hot supplier of software to the intelligence community, is often cited as the ultimate in over-the-top valuations at a multiple of 353. But Palantir’s got nothing on Tesla. At a “core” multiple that’s 80% higher, Tesla easily beats Palantir for offering minimal pennies in profit for every dollar you’re paying for the shares.
https://fortune.com/2026/01/29/tesla-stock-price-pe-earnings/
Just don't have interest but who exactly is the optimist robot marketed at? Like we all know that it doesn't work without remote control so who's gonna buy it.