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Anon hears voices (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by Gullible@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
 

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>be me
>have freakout on antidepressant, go to psych hospital
>nurse asks if I hear voices
>say "yours" being a smart ass
>her eyes get big and she walks away
>weeks later reading medical records
>patient thinks he can read minds
>this fucking … seriously
>psychology was better when everyone was on cocaine talking about dicks

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[–] JustUseMint@lemmy.world 84 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Censoring the word retarded like this, is retarded

[–] Faresh@lemmy.ml 43 points 9 months ago (7 children)
[–] drislands@lemmy.world 34 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Looks like lemmy.ml censors it.

[–] Hildegarde@lemmy.world 20 points 9 months ago

Well that's removed

[–] Rodeo@lemmy.ca 5 points 9 months ago

Are they showing off? Or ... Why are they posting that?

[–] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] Zipitydew@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago

Of course they censored it. Can't stand being reminded why they're tankies.

[–] AccountMaker@slrpnk.net 9 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I get that some instances censor certain words, but would that also affect posts that are simply images that happen to show letters?

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

No, it's not very sophisticated. Which is why it's a stupid idea.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I enjoy that they didn't need to send to the word fucking but we can't have the bad R word.

[–] OneCardboardBox@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If it's your home instance, it could be against community rules to post images with those words.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 9 months ago

OP isn't from .ml though, so that wouldn't matter

[–] thedarkfly@feddit.nl 6 points 9 months ago

Seems very english-centered... are there no french speakers on lemmy ml?

Si je parle du retard qu'a eu mon train, je suis censuré ?

[–] JustUseMint@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

This is hilarious, thanks for sharing lol

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

It's the same way with removed on lemmy.world

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like something a retard would say.

[–] Nudding@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago

Only if you were retarded

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[–] Brokewood@lemmy.world 36 points 9 months ago (9 children)
[–] Chronographs@lemmy.zip 54 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] PainInTheAES@lemmy.world 51 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Damn he didn't know no need to call him a retard. ;)

[–] GlitterInfection@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

Probably not dicks.

[–] Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

From the looks of the last 3 letters it ends in ard, and has three letters before those.

[–] Restaldt@lemm.ee 6 points 9 months ago

Yeah, ret followed by ard. Just in case you're still having trouble and your instance filters it.

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[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 25 points 9 months ago (2 children)

The removal of the word retard is the biggest transgression in this post and it's retarded.

As someone who grew up being called retarded the censorship of the word retard is retarded.

[–] corus_kt@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

The censors would go for dick and idiot next, so I'm standing by freedom to retard

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I mean at least I'm not one of those people who clutches my pearls cause I can't say the n word anymore.

But as a retarded fag I'm saying both

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[–] Doll_Tow_Jet-ski@kbin.social 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)

The end was hilarious. Didn't see it coming

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[–] Crack0n7uesday@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

It's funny when people censor a 4chan post. The act itself justified the existence.

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