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[–] myfunnyaccountname@lemmy.zip 75 points 3 days ago

Bad Bunny’s family have been US citizens longer than diddlin Donnie’s family.

[–] korazail@lemmy.myserv.one 73 points 3 days ago (2 children)

These same snowflakes were singing 'despacito' almost a decade ago.

[–] phx@lemmy.world 43 points 3 days ago

And the Macarena before that, even though they probably know knew about two words from it (heyyyy Macarena)

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 26 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I mean... solution, just learn Spanish. Or look it up on LyricsTranslate.

[–] piccolo@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Oe just vibe with the melody

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

Yup. Works for the rest of the world listening to US music.

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 91 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's hilarious to me that the MAGA halftime show had lower production quality than Charlie Kirk's funeral.

[–] unmagical@lemmy.ml 22 points 3 days ago

Probably had less than when Charlie actually Kirked.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 88 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The fact that nobody watched the damned thing but everyone seems to want to talk about it should say something about the state of American politics.

[–] CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 74 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (4 children)

Stop

Giving

Them

Oxygen

If the media would stop giving creeps airtime (outside of ridicule), they’d fade into obscurity. But instead we get to “hear both sides of the story” when one side is just spouting nonsense and lies.

[–] IronBird@lemmy.world 45 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

when 5 ~~people~~ billionaires own all the media, they can pick and choose what topics people have their attention on

[–] BremboTheFourth@piefed.ca 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Which raises the question of why it's on the front page here.

[–] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Because the billionaires are upstream of Lemmy. No one on here is posting their original research and first hand journalism.

[–] hypnicjerk@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

original research and first hand journalism, famous competitors for your focus against... pictures of 4chan posts

[–] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 2 points 2 days ago (5 children)

You want to run that past some sort of basic grammar check? I have no idea what you're trying to say.

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[–] bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 days ago

Which is exactly why these morons remain relevant. News media needs this chaos to drive engagement and division.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Okay, but if we post this shit it gets upvotes. And I crave online attention and validation.

[–] Stern@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

I crave online validation too so I just repost memes, firstpost obvious takes, and post things that make me say "Neat" to the community I created for that express purpose.

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I can't compete with my Grandmother's deep fried Minions memes

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

I'm going to talk about it but only as a reference point for how unpopular and sad the right actually is. If rating were votes, they wouldn't even be top 3rd party.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Don't forget shitty music! They also spout that sometimes

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 49 points 3 days ago

Conservatives have cried about the half time show for most of my life. I kinda feel like that's all they do is bitch about how the world isn't made for specifically them. Don't ever give them what they want! They'll just move on to the next thing to bitch about.

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 34 points 3 days ago

We have superbowl half time at home

Super bowl half time at home

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 29 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Trump posted how bad the Bad Bunny concert was, so he obviously must have watched it.

[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 24 points 3 days ago

Apparently there's a video of him reacting to it in real time.

Which is even funnier that he couldn't have been bothered to watch whatever this Alt-Halftime show was.

[–] etherphon@midwest.social 41 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I feel like they still think they're in the majority and they are just waiting for the tide to turn any day now and they will be popular and beloved, people are just being forced to watch this diverse stuff, hey guess what guys we USED TO BE PROUD OF BEING CALLED THE MELTING POT WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOU?

[–] Trex202@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

Proud of the melting pot?

I'm proud to be a part of the Quilt of Diversity in Canada

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago (4 children)

In the modern era they refer to the "salad bowl" rather than the "melting pot" because "melting pot" implies cultural erasure during integration, but "salad bowl" combines while maintaining individual unique characteristics.

[–] finalarbiter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

This started to be a thing when I was in grade school and I definitely thought it was pretty silly. I remember my 7th grade history teacher not knowing how to respond when I asked if the salad bowl included the native Americans whose culture the US tried to destroy.

(I was a precocious smart-ass at the time)

[–] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 4 points 3 days ago

Wait, it's not because they want to slather us in vinegar and oil and then eat us?

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

As a serial immigrant I don't particularly care what they call a multicultural society as long as they accept people who were not born there into it.

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[–] etherphon@midwest.social 10 points 3 days ago

It's an old saying they used in History class here to describe the rich history of immigrants and how they built up this country: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melting_pot

Those are some beautiful quilts, is there a particular one? This one is amazing https://quiltofbelonging.ca/

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Is "cultural mosaic" not what's used anymore?

[–] Trex202@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

I've heard it both ways

[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 31 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Are they still parading Kirk's likeness? This goes beyond just "sad." This is straight-up pitiful. Nobody else has even the baseline for being recognizable for them.

[–] redditmademedoit@piefed.zip 7 points 3 days ago

That old one hit wonder

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 days ago

Their foundational concept revolves about not being self aware.

[–] Philharmonic3@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

Just stop giving them attention for this shit. Ignore it. This is not an important thing.

[–] RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

As a Hispanic American, I really wish I could have understood what he was saying.

I don't know enough Spanish to understand him, and the English subtitles didn't help because it was just the Spanish lyrics spelled only with the English alphabet. They couldn't have translated the subtitles? Its not like they didn't know what he was going to sing, they practice halftime shows before the game. 77% of Americans only know English and only ~14% know Spanish as of 2024, so this was a superbowl halftime show that only ~14% of the country could understand.

Also, side note, this show kinda sucked for the people that paid for actual tickets since much of it was in those tall grass walls/designed for the camera. In the past, the shows were more like a stage concert, which was better for the people actually at the arena, but this superbowl was like a double whammy for people that paid 10k for the nosebleeds: a horrendously boring game and a halftime show designed for the people watching at home.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Spanish lyrics spelled only with the English alphabet

That would be the Latin alphabet, which Spanish also uses.

[–] RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (4 children)

The Spanish alphabet also has characters which the English alphabet does not use, such as ñ.

While both derive from the Latin alphabet, they both have different character sets, and I thus refer to them separately. Just like how Russian and Ukrainian both derive from the Cyrillic alphabet, but they do not use all the same characters.

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 3 points 3 days ago

It’s ok, FIFA will give Kid Rick and MC Vance a halftime show at the World Cup final.

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