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if you find yourself lost in the woods, fuck it, build a house... (slrpnk.net)
submitted 9 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 42 points 9 months ago (2 children)

If you ever get lost in the woods, build a shed. Someone will come out and ask if you have a permit to build that.

[–] Droechai@lemm.ee 7 points 9 months ago

Or give friendly advice on where you went wrong with the cold pit, your choice of ground insulation materials or just sigh that you don't have an EDC kit with Paracord before demonstrating their own kit in smallest detail

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Wrong.

Pound a piece of lathe into the ground.

A dozer will be there in 5 minutes to knock it over.

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Lathe?

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

A piece of survey stake

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Not this?

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Yeah, pound that machine into the ground and it will magically attract a bulldozer 😄

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 16 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I was singing What a Wonderful World in my head before I realized this wasn't the song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nGKqH26xlg

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What do you mean, what other song could it be referring to?

[–] andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 4 points 9 months ago

Yeah, this is definitely meant to go to that tune. It's just not the usual lyrics.

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[–] ThunderWhiskers@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

RIP Mitch Hedberg

[–] pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

that's it im starting from scratch and gonna make a pager

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Apart from medical staff, only people born pre-2000 will know what you're talking about

[–] pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 9 months ago

for the record I've never seen a real pager in my life

[–] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 1 points 9 months ago

I am friends with a guy that wrote a bug that caused a major PageNet outage. He's almost famous his bug was that bad.

[–] virku@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

It feels like the last sentence should have been a question.