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[–] Luminous5481@anarchist.nexus 29 points 1 month ago

anything they can do to avoid just discontinuing using plastic.

[–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Did Skynet come up with this idea?

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 month ago

After all, why shouldn't I build the torment nexus?

[–] RustyShackleford@piefed.social 10 points 1 month ago

This certainly couldn’t go awry…

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

This would be a very interesting way to make spraying salt water in the air to help cool the planet not so much a solar punk thing and more a diesel punk think I think