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[–] RustyShackleford@piefed.social 9 points 15 hours ago

This certainly couldn’t go awry…

[–] Luminous5481@anarchist.nexus 27 points 1 day ago

anything they can do to avoid just discontinuing using plastic.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 13 points 22 hours ago

After all, why shouldn't I build the torment nexus?

[–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

Did Skynet come up with this idea?

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

This would be a very interesting way to make spraying salt water in the air to help cool the planet not so much a solar punk thing and more a diesel punk think I think