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In Rome, Caligula made his horse a senator. In America, this happened.
Scholars argue this didnt happen and was written as comedic insult by one of his detractors.
Scholars argue a lot of things. Though it's true that a lot of the work of Roman historians is really one faction slandering another. But the behavior of some of the emperors was so grotesquely evil that it's hard to separate the truth from the lies.
Both the greeks and romans and their forebearers all practiced just obvious bias in their writing. About a rival they might describe him as the most famous pederast of the land.
I'll take the horse.
Horse? I thought you said whores
Fine. Then I'll take the whores.
Here ya go
They said whores, not horse.
With blackjack! And hookers!
Made his whore a senator?
So Russia gets 2 seats?
That's why the Russian eagle has two heads.
What is the image superimposed over the eagle there?
Her only qualification for this is what, catching loads from a child-raping traitor?
"Doing jobs Americans won't."
doing
Performing.
She might have taken loads from other UN dignitaries or the leaders of their countries as well.
Elephant in the room: "Ask her about the dead school girls and what happened to all those children Epstein trafficked?"
I REALLY DONT CARE DO U
THE DOW
THE DOW IS OVER 50 THOUSAND
Second Elephant in the room: trump.
Nothing specific about him. Just calling him an elephant.
Don't tell junior about the elephant.
BIDENFLATION
Let ICE know.
Yeah that was fucking weird.
Such an annoying moving picture in your name, have a little respect for yourself man.
wow they really don't care, do you?
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