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Trump DOJ to Investigate Itself Over Epstein Files Release (newrepublic.com)
submitted 4 days ago by empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
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[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 61 points 4 days ago (2 children)

"We investigated ourselves and found no evidence of wrongdoing" in 3... 2... 1...

[–] CatZoomies@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago

We investigated ourselves and found that the Dow is over 50,000.

[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 24 points 3 days ago

More likely they'll say all wrongdoings were from the Biden era

[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Lol

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Lmao, even