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[–] thlibos@thelemmy.club 2 points 23 minutes ago

The Greasy Orange Antichrist actually thinks they are praying to him. And they might as well be. They are all complete and total fucking frauds.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 2 points 41 minutes ago

"Lord, please send some brain for this man, he needs it urgently."

[–] SalmiakDragon@feddit.nu 2 points 50 minutes ago

Oh, for a second I thought this was a moment of proteat from the religious community, like "we'll pray for you, you lost soul". Silly of me.

[–] middlemanSI@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

My god is better than your god

[–] GuyFawkesV@lemmy.world 12 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe they’re praying for God to take him, like right now.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 hours ago

I know I am.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 17 points 4 hours ago

Oh lord give us money and people to abuse.

[–] ClownStatue@piefed.social 16 points 5 hours ago

It’s nice to think that, if there’s a Hell, all those fuckers are headed there.

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 12 points 5 hours ago

To pray for Trump to suddenly grow a conscience, right???

[–] return2ozma@lemmy.world 62 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 17 points 5 hours ago

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew+24%3A24&version=KJV

For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect.

[–] kikutwo@lemmy.world 19 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 16 points 6 hours ago

Wearing $10000 suits.