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[–] Eternal192@anarchist.nexus 23 points 5 hours ago

Daddy Benjamin wrote that and he's obeying his daddy like a good little boy.

[–] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 44 points 6 hours ago
[–] Buffalox@lemmy.world 18 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

I have to admit that Merz is a huge disappointment on this issue.
Defending an illegal war with numerous war crimes committed against Iran and in Gaza, and standing basically alone in EU/Europe, where just about every political leader have denounced the war. It is also only Germany that is allowing the use of their bases for the war!

[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 10 points 3 hours ago

He was a huge fucking disappointment to any progressive german from the get go. The last huzzah of classic conservatism before the political radicalization gives us actual fascists next.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 16 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Is Trumps stupidity contagious?

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

It's a symptom of late-stage capitalism, so yes.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

I think this is an 'everything eventually evolves into crabs' situation. More like convergent evolution, in other words.

[–] oxysis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 5 hours ago

It appears so

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 0 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] mrdown@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

They was never victims. They was foreigners who came to an inhabited land and forced a state on the local population