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[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 44 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They should check the Oval Office. There's plenty to be found there.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That’s Donald’s diaper. The Oval Office is full of hot air (mostly methane).

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Donalds diaper is sometimes in the oval office.

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 month ago

I hear when it's full they call it the oval office

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I think you mean “offal orifice.”

[–] red_sock@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 month ago

They lost their shit.

[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 12 points 1 month ago

I'm calling bullshit.

[–] Thyazide@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago
[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 6 points 1 month ago

I didn't know I was supposed to be counting mine!

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

The shithole discovered a giant hole in their shit?